1996 QOOC (Quoted Out of Context)

I'm not sure how this tradition got started, but once it was, it was obvious that it would never be safe to talk casually around Kimberly (or anyone who knows Kimberly - reports are given to her nearly-daily of quotes heard by others.)

The important thing to remember is that we couldn't care less what the context actually IS - these are OUT of context - explanations rejected summarily!

Anyway - here they are! If they aren't funny to you, bummer - you should have been at the party - they were hilarious then < grins >

"I only use it once a month" --Doug Azzarito
"What am I supposed to do after you poured it in your lap?" --Ian Ameline
"If you pull it out, you're dead!" --Aidon Jennery
"I licked every inch of it." --Aidon Jennery
"He's got stickers up the wazoo." --Mike Kaply
"It's hard" --Mike Kaply
"Wiggle it - now pull out" --Doug Azzarito to Aidon
"I'll hold on to it for awhile, and I'll get you later" --Cynde Welbes
"He's playing with his corn." --Mike Paolini
"He just wants to get inside it" --Ian Ameline about Mike
"I always get that one backwards" --Mike Paolini
"Why is my butt wet?" --Doug Azzarito
"Where's the fucking sponge you cunt?" --Doug Azzarito
"Doug's squirting his liquid fun" --Mike Kaply
"That's what the backside is for" --Doug Azzarito
"I didn't pull it out" --Cynde Welbes
"I already slipped it to her" --Mike Kaply
"you can see my little thing here" --Mike Kaply

Contact Kimberly at: kimberly at bobrow dot net