1997 QOOC (Quoted Out of Context)

I'm not sure how this tradition got started, but once it was, it was obvious that it would never be safe to talk casually around Kimberly (or anyone who knows Kimberly - reports are given to her nearly-daily of quotes heard by others.)

The important thing to remember is that we couldn't care less what the context actually IS - these are OUT of context - explanations rejected summarily!

Anyway - here they are! If they aren't funny to you, bummer - you should have been at the party - they were hilarious then < grins >

"Having a 3 year old is really different than coding." -- Kimberly
"This is the point that makes me tingly." -- Christie
"Virtual Dick is out there somewhere." -- Wayne
"It's one of those things that slips out" -- Dion
"I don't know three naked women." -- Wayne
"We're having a little mating dance up here." -- Kimberly
"She's got a pluggable look and feel." -- Christopher Uhl
"If you can't screw with them a little bit, what's the point?" -- Kimberly
"It's like having underwear up your butt for hours." -- Leslie DeVillers
"The fun thing about the frog is that you can take it and blow it up - from the ass." -- Paul VanKeep
"I can blow" -- Dion
"It's 12 and half inches" -- Bryan Walker
"I turned around, picked it up, and got lucky." -- Bryan Walker
"I found an 18 year old." -- Kevin McGrath
"There I was standing in front of the sink, holding myself, completely wet." -- Chris Matthews
"It's a good job I have some control or you'd be wearing this." -- Dave Moskowitz
"Don't come anywhere near me with that stuff on your mouth." -- Dion
"You shoved it into my mouth." -- Bill
"An hour from now it'll be 18 inches." -- Mike Brown
"There's something foreign in my mouth." -- Dennis Forcier
"At least you can take your nuts home." -- Bryan Walker
"Dion didn't stop playing with his thingee." -- Paul VanKeep
"You had to blow it to make it work." -- Paul Giangarra to Roeddy Green

Contact Kimberly at: kimberly at bobrow dot net