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I'm not sure how this tradition got started, but once it was, it was obvious that it would never be safe to talk casually around Kimberly (or anyone who knows Kimberly - reports are given to her nearly-daily of quotes heard by others.)
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| "Size does matter" - Peter Haggar |
| "You ought to see Paul's private boolean attachment" - Paul Tremblett about Paul Van Keep |
| "You need to sit down so that your tush will be in a relaxed state" - Peggy |
| "Peggy - you quickly flashed in front of me!" - John Algre |
| "You're gonna press it and it'll pop straight out" - Aidon |
| "If I'm going to be getting it, I might as well be getting it good." - Kimberly |
| "Someone has to take care of the damn animals - they get lonely at night" - Joe Oak |
| "What's it probing, Paul?" - Kimberly |
| "I exposed myself totally" - Kimberly |
| "That fridge, I keep the babies in there" - Nanci Jacobs |
| "The component's innards can always be diddled" - Bill Joy |
| "I need a translator from Russell to English" - Paul Van Keep |
| "I just can't take the heat!" - Ralph Hicks |
| "Just pure pleasure - I just can't do it" - Bob Mahoney |
| "Do you want me to look up the price of a live sheep?" - Kevin McGrath |
| "They flogged my bag!" - Dion |
| "I'll do you later" - Aidon |
| "There are a lot of people who aren't picky at all, thus the human race continues." - Dion |
| "People ask me if I have enough, and then they give me more." - Kimberly |
| "It kind of looks like a llama..." - Ralph Hicks |
| "He's no use at all!" - Kimberly after being out of sight for a few minutes with Aidon and returning |
| Kelvin, while talking to Dion "Are you getting any?" |
| and finally - the quote of the year (in or out of context Wayne - it's the winner): "If I'm spending $75 for something, I want it coming out of a breast!" - Wayne Kovsky |
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Copyright Kimberly Bobrow Jennery, 1997-2006 Contact Kimberly at: kimberly at bobrow dot net |