1999 QOOC (Quoted Out of Context)

I'm not sure how this tradition got started, but once it was, it was obvious that it would never be safe to talk casually around Kimberly (or anyone who knows Kimberly - reports are given to her nearly-daily of quotes heard by others.)

The important thing to remember is that we couldn't care less what the context actually IS - these are OUT of context - explanations rejected summarily!

Anyway - here they are! If they aren't funny to you, bummer - you should have been at the party - they were hilarious then < grins >

"Size does matter" - Peter Haggar
"You ought to see Paul's private boolean attachment" - Paul Tremblett about Paul Van Keep
"You need to sit down so that your tush will be in a relaxed state" - Peggy
"Peggy - you quickly flashed in front of me!" - John Algre
"You're gonna press it and it'll pop straight out" - Aidon
"If I'm going to be getting it, I might as well be getting it good." - Kimberly
"Someone has to take care of the damn animals - they get lonely at night" - Joe Oak
"What's it probing, Paul?" - Kimberly
"I exposed myself totally" - Kimberly
"That fridge, I keep the babies in there" - Nanci Jacobs
"The component's innards can always be diddled" - Bill Joy
"I need a translator from Russell to English" - Paul Van Keep
"I just can't take the heat!" - Ralph Hicks
"Just pure pleasure - I just can't do it" - Bob Mahoney
"Do you want me to look up the price of a live sheep?" - Kevin McGrath
"They flogged my bag!" - Dion
"I'll do you later" - Aidon
"There are a lot of people who aren't picky at all, thus the human race continues." - Dion
"People ask me if I have enough, and then they give me more." - Kimberly
"It kind of looks like a llama..." - Ralph Hicks
"He's no use at all!" - Kimberly after being out of sight for a few minutes with Aidon and returning
Kelvin, while talking to Dion "Are you getting any?"
and finally - the quote of the year (in or out of context Wayne - it's the winner): "If I'm spending $75 for something, I want it coming out of a breast!" - Wayne Kovsky


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