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I'm not sure how this tradition got started, but once it was, it was obvious that it would never be safe to talk casually around Kimberly (or anyone who knows Kimberly - reports are given to her nearly-daily of quotes heard by others.)
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| We're trying to keep the banging to a minimum --Aidon |
| You need to lick your finger before you do that --James O. |
| I've actually been searching for alternate 12 year olds who are good --Kelvin |
| Think of me out with the two year olds --Kelvin |
| I guess I didn't screw around successfully --Simon Nash |
| Don't publically expose your internals --Dion |
| I was tired of getting my back door pounded --Mike Brown |
| There's always a chance you'll get the right guy --Peter Haggar |
| I did it in the future, after I said I did it. --Bonnie Ricca |
| Now mine's become unplugged --Aidon |
| I'm glad I'm not his girlfriend --Mike Brown |
| So .... where's your bed? --Patti Richards |
| It picks up any thing that flows by dIon's lap. --Dave Landers |
| We've got to get to bed earlier --Patti Richards |
| I'm creating a new document in my head that you obviously didn't know about --Bonnie (during a talk) |
| Best come back line: Aidon has something... "So we've been told!" --Dion |
| Best mis-statement: The javasummit mailing list is hosted on yahoogroups.cum --Kimberly |
| In the old days, which is actually right now... --Bonnie |
| My bathroom actually smells like pizza --Bonnie |
| Ok, pet me then. --Joe Oak to Matt |
| We're just scooting ourselves in from the rear --Denise |
| The better ones are towards the rear --Aidon |
| It's time to go to bed - Dion's here --Joe Oak |
| We'll do you - what are you? --Dion |
| Gary was a reverse 69 --Dion |
| You want your ass to be on my hand --Dion |
| After a long time, the cock broke off --David Jennery |
| I was there when I saw it --Will Jaynes |
| I need to update my viruses --Robert Kraai |
| Am I the only one who got it the way I got it, when I got that thing? --Kimberly |
| Give it to me in pairs, will you? --Wayne |
| So other people enjoying it might put you in the mood --Mitch Smith |
| I got two nuts, but I'm juggling balls --Kevin |
| Did you drain me while I was gone? --Kimberly to David M. |
| Where's your nearest hole? --Aidon |
| David doesn't think he's that small --Noel |
| See, he drools constantly! --David about Dion |
| You're no good for what I want --Kimberly to that guy over there.... |
| 16 is borderline acceptable --Mike Brown |
| Dion doesn't have an off switch either --Will Jaynes |
| I can recognize Aidon with my eyes closed --Noel |
| Dion - you're a good man - I respect you! --David Jennery |
| My ears completely changed --David Jennery |
| Look how small these things are - they've shrunk --Noel |
| I only have five on this hand --Aidon |
| The little thing here - pull it --Dave Landers to Noel |
| My taster is gone --Dave Landers |
| As long as you're close enough Aidon, I'll use yours. --Evan |
| I'm watching the lady put on a white glove, and thinking "where are they sticking that??" --Evan |
| We've been known to do it from one side of the bed to the other. --Kimberly |
| He sent me the picture of him kissing his llama --Joe Oak (about Joe Wyatt) |
| "Can I spend about 20 minutes with that thing?" --David M |
| "If you stick your hand under my laptop..." -- Dion |
| "When you pull my string out" - Bill Dudney |
| GET and POST have been revoked --Kevin |
| Any day that starts out with a blow job and half a dozen orgasms isn't going to be too bad! --Kimberly |
| In the "size matters" category: |
| Hey Mike, which is bigger - his or yours? --David Jennery to Mike Bowler |
| "What's the difference in size between mine and yours?" - Dion talking to Paul Tremblett |
| dIon's is smaller by an inch and a half on both directions. --Paul T |
| They could get it up. --Paul G. |
| I know how good it will be when you get it out --David M. |
| In the "hmm... which way do THEY lean?" category: |
| 2002: Now I sort of go both ways --Kimberly |
| So yeah ... I go both ways --Denise |
| I've done it both ways --Noel |
| We can go both ways --Dave Landers |
| I don't lean that way --David M. |
| It started raining IBMers on me around 10 oclock this morning --Denise |
| QOOCs of the year: |
| About the mailing list, I just want to know ...Is Russel Coker a real person? --Glenn Murray during a Q&A |
| I am not a wanker --Wayne |
| I touched your ass, and I did it for free! --Aidon, to Mike Brown |
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Copyright Kimberly Bobrow Jennery, 1997-2006 Contact Kimberly at: kimberly at bobrow dot net |